Welcome to a pinoy atheist's point of view.

To summarized the whole Christian doctrine:

1. An omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, perfect, "Uber-being" named God was borred.

2. So God created heaven and the angels.

3. God created evil. (Don't asked me why?) He created angels to help him and to entertain him (Why does this omipotent, perfect being needs angels is out of my reach.) One of his perfect angel named Lucifer, with his perfect wisdom has evil entered his perfect mind. He becomes cranky and started to create a big stink among the angels, trying to get them to rebel against God. God decided to let that evil Lucifer roam around a bit before giving him his just punishment.

4. Still borred stiff, God create the universe, planet Earth and living creatures to inhabit it. After 7 days of creating, he sits back and relax. It’s good to be God. Even though God is omnipotent, He feel tired and need a rest. Being God is hard work! But still he felt borred. Earth is a perfect paradise. God see that everything is good, but his crowning achievement is the humans, whom he created in his very own image. Meanwhile, Lucifer possesses the body of one of the snakes that God created, and slithers up the tree. (Wow! This God can't even create a wooden, picket fences arount the tree. Talk about being omniscient and omnipotent!) The snake tempts Eve to eat the fruit. The naïve Eve, seeing that the fruit God had created on the tree is good for eating, as well as good for gaining knowledge, eats the fruit and shares it with her husband. God knows that they have eaten the forbidden fruit, so God confront the sinful humans, saying, “Why have you eaten of the tree when I commanded you not to?” to which Adam replies, “That’s just like you! Always making arbitrary rules just so you can feel powerful!” God was pissed off by the humans’ impudence. I sometimes asked myself, how did this snake (AKA Satan AKA Lucifer) entered a perfect paradise created by this "Uber-Being, with all those fancy powers? Maybe God is not using a state-of-the-art burglar alarm.

5. Now, a perfect, all-good God...Full of goodness and wisdom. Have decided that instead of forgiving the humans on thier mistake and zapping Lucifer out of existance, He condemn the humans and their descendants to a life of pain and hardship, as well as an eternity in Hell after death, and allow Lucifer to go free until Judgement Day. But being an all-wise planner, God tried to get evil out of existence. God asked a poor chap named Noah to built a large box to carry all the animals on Earth and start flooding the planet to kill all the "perfect" creation He created. Now the plan of this all-knowing being failed misserably, evil was not contained.

6. After some thousands of years, God send his only-begotten son named Jesus to earth. His mission is to redeem man from sin. God allow the humans to crucify his son. The body of his slain son is miraculously resurrected. Now, this is a way to replace those killed pigeons and lambs that acts as a payment for the sin (because of evil) that man did. But there is a catch, only those who believe that Jesus is God's son and that he was resurrected will join God in Heaven. The rest will go to Hell.

7. Then comes the big problem. God, with all his omipotent powers asked some group of nuts to write and compile Him a book. Well, if you asked me why God, with all those powers that can create an entire universe, can't even write his own book, I don't know?
Anyway. Since faulty humans wrote the damn book they called the Holy Bible (or Holey Babble, depending on your assesment), believers seem to disagree about how these manuscripts should be interpreted, and this has led to much dispute and even violence. Furthermore, God allowed a bunch of ignorant humans who claim to be His spokespersons to continue interpreting God's will according to these obscure manuscripts.
These guys becomes rich because of another stupid law that prohibits them to pay taxes. Many, about a billion of them, becomes instant sucker to these SOB's we now called priests, pastors and tele-evangelist. Because of this, 38,000 Christian churches were established. All declaring to be the only "one true Christian church".

8. The rest is history to an omnipresent God. Just wait till Judgement Day.